If you’re here, chances are:

You work in yachting (or want to).

You enjoy sarcasm as much as saltwater.

You’re sick of industry gatekeeping and want real insights without the fluff.

Well, you’re in luck. Welcome to Salt & Sarcasm where I share unfiltered, no-BS takes on the yachting industry, from the rookie mistakes that make captains cry to the tips that actually matter when trying to survive onboard.

What to Expect Here

Brutally honest guidance for green crew and salty sea dogs alike.

Industry truths no one tells you until you’ve already f***ed up.

Training & career tips (that won’t bore you to death).

The occasional rant about yachtings finest idiocies.

Who Am I?

I’m just a so-called old man (who isn’t actually old) that’s been around long enough to see it all, newbies getting fired on Day 1, crew accidentally falling overboard, and captains losing their minds over misplaced chamois. I’ve done my time, made my mistakes, and now I’m here to help you avoid looking like an idiot while keeping things entertaining.

Why Should You Stick Around?

Because let’s be real, yachting is a crazy industry. It’s a mix of luxury, chaos, and complete madness. Whether you’re trying to land your first job, survive your current boat, or just laugh at the absurdity of it all, you’ll find something useful (or at least amusing) here.

Subscribe, or don’t, just don’t cry when you make rookie mistakes I warned you about.